Week 11: So why DID the chicken cross the road?

I feel like I remember doing this last year or something. But pretty much to retell the tale is that the chicken had a girlfriend. He wanted to give her flowers and maybe even help lay some eggs but apparently a car had to ruin it all for him. He had beautiful sunflowers, daisies, and roses. Everything I girl could want. It was a sad story really because after being hit by the car the flowers lay sadly amongst the cold, slimy brick road. The chicken then turned into a chicken dinner for hawks while the girl watched her loved one get pecked at and eaten. She gathered the flowers and kept them in memory of her loved one Jerald. She then remembered that she was drunk and that didn't actually happen.