Friday, November 18, 2016
Week 13: Turkey Day Massacre
Well most turkeys have to face the end of their lives. But a smart turkey would do his research. One of the many families that don't eat turkey on thanksgiving would be the Clayton house hold. On the holidays I fly toward the Clayton homestead and hide in their grain bin. They wont eat me and they all stay inside so therefore they wont find me. Their dog might find me though that's why I have to be extra quiet for the holiday weekend. It is nice and cozy in the left over corn that I can eat in the grain bin. If they found me I truly would get shot though because the farmer Steve likes to shoot anything that the dog doesn't kill. Or that he doesn't want the dog to kill cause he's scared of it passing on diseases to the dog. But for the most part as long as I stay quiet and leave at 1 am everyone will be inside and I can leave. I will probably pack some booze though because it will be a stressful stay in the dark tin.
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kota would totally get the turkey!
ReplyDeleteI could see a smart turkey just on the computer researching with a pair of glasses on!
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